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Animal
Antics
Winners
Cindy
Thompson
from
Kettering
is
our
£1000
Here
is
the
Winning
Poem
The
Cat's
Whiskas
Dear
Whiskas
cat
food,
I’ve
something
to
say,
I
like
Whiskas’
varieties,
they
are
OK.
But
I
have
a
suggestion,
I’d
like
to
make,
take
notice
of
a
cat,
for
goodness
sake.
What
cats
really
prefer,
is
not
what
you
think,
it’s
not
beef,
lamb
and
vegetable,
sea
bream
or
shrimp.
You
see
I
don’t
like
vegetables,
I’m
a
carnivore
at
heart,
and
I
can’t
catch
tuna,
and
that’s
just
the
start
Lamb,
beef
and
turkey,
are
just
not
natural
to
me,
a
cat
stalking
cattle,
you
just
wouldn’t
see.
So
let
me
offer
you
a
word
of
advice,
a
new
range
of
flavours,
that
would
be
nice.
Some
sparrow
and
blackbird,
or
mouse
or
rat,
or
shrew
chunks
in
gravy,
how
about
that?
Some
crunchy
spider
treats,
for
now
and
then,
oh,
some
roasted
robin,
and
umm,
some
wren.
To
a
cat
Whiskas’
flavours,
are
so
unnatural
and
absurd,
that
we
supplement
our
diets,
with
mice
and
birds.
We’re
chastised
for
doing,
what
we
have
to
do,
but
really
the
blame,
should
lie
with
you.
So
sit
up
and
listen,
I
am
the
customer,
stop
telling
us
cats,
what
we
like
and
prefer.
Give
us
what
is
natural,
and
I’ll
make
sure,
if
you
make
proper
cat
food,
we’ll
catch
birds
no
more!
Cindy
Thompson
Animal
Antics
2008
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Publish
your
Pet
in
2008
and
be
in
with
a
Chance
of
Winning
£1,000.
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