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Books of tales to be treasured,
the Animal Antics 2004
series contain numerous heartfelt verse reflecting the love and affection we bestow on our pets - and the companionship and dedication they offer in return, truly becoming our faithful friends.
These anthologies feature a delightful selection of our pet poetry.
With tales of fat cats, fluffy bunnies and faithful hounds, these anthologies of verse provide an animated insight into the special pets we share our lives with and the animal antics they indulge in.
Delightful books for the animal lovers amongst us, which you’ll enjoy reading time and time again. |
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Pets win Prizes…
Cat earns Poet £1,000!
What better time than National Pet Week to announce the Forward Press Animal Antics poetry competition winner and open the new competition. Following the publication of the series Animal Antics 2004, the editorial team had a tough decision on shortlisting their Top 10. These Top 10 poems then went up for the public vote
here on our website, and the winner of the £1,000 prize is Margaret Webster for her poem 'Meal-Time Etiquette' and photo of her cat
Nas.

Meal-Time
Etiquette
Don’t
play with your food, Nas;
you’ll
make a mess on the floor.
That
chop is past redemption -
I’ve
told you twice before.
It
might be fun to toss it
and
catch it in the air,
but it
leaves a nasty gravy stain
on the
dining room chair.
I know
you like to chew it,
and
exercise your teeth,
but
not behind the bookcase;
the
hoover won’t go
underneath!
I’ll
find the bone next weekend
in
some secret rendezvous;
like
the last piece of burger
that
‘escaped’ into my
shoe.
We
love you when you’re
playful;
having
a kitten like you is
great,
but
don’t play with your
food, Nas;
just
keep it on the plate.
Margaret
Webster
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The
9 Runners-Up
The
The
Final Curtain
I see
the tears roll down his
cheeks,
From sad and loving eyes.
I feel his hands’ firm,
gentle touch,
I hear his sobs and sighs.
He strokes my soft, brown,
furry head
With warm and trembling
hands.
He tries to reassure me,
but
My legs can barely stand.
I remember past and
younger years,
Long walks across the
moors.
Resting at my master’s
feet,
His sleeping grunts and
snores.
All through my life I’ve
served him,
I’ve run to his every
call.
I’ve loved each sharing
moment,
His life has been my all.
I cannot bear to leave
him,
I know that soon I’ll
die.
I lick his warm, soft,
tender hands,
The vet and he both cry.
How will he manage when I’m
gone?
Will he pine and fade
away?
Perhaps another dog . . .
a puppy?
Would help him fill each
day.
I watch my master’s
loving face,
His tears fall on my paws.
I feel the release of the
needle . . .
My heart will beat no
more.
Dennis
Young
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Lady
Lady
The
little puppy I carried
home,
Wrapped in a blanket warm,
Has now grown into a
beautiful dog,
Who is not devoid of
charm.
She isn’t a pure bred,
She won’t win a prize,
But who cares when you
look
In her lovely brown eyes.
She brings me her ball
When I’m too tired to
play,
‘Doing housework is
nothing
To what I do all day.’
At least that’s what I
think
My Lady would say.
She’s dug up a bone,
Had words with the cat,
And shaken the stuffing
out of her toy rat.
Had a roll in the mud,
And ate a few snails,
And what else besides, my
stomach just quails.
She rolls on the floor,
Her legs in the air,
At aerobics she certainly
has a fine flair.
I do wish that I was as
supple as she,
But I’m over seventy,
And she’s only three.
Isobel
Laffin
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Sausage
Dog Serenade
(To
my best friends, Sophie
and Candy)
We
walk together, you and I,
in summer’s warming sun,
’Cross fields of
ripening crops, so much
living to be done.
Beside the river, we
slowly wander, rabbits
scurry from our view,
Bees go about their
business upon the flowers
of multi-hue.
We
stop and sit and wonder at
the beauty that we find,
All, it seems, put there
for us, to occupy our
mind.
I see you both in calm
repose, your little eyes
shut tight,
Sleeping on that
riverbank, in the dazzling
summer light.
So
happy, filled with
innocence, you seem to see
me as your guide,
Through the world in which
we live, we’re together,
side by side.
I love you both, you’re
more than friends, you
depend on me so much,
I feel the love that you
return, it’s in your
every touch.
A
nudge, a wet nose on my
leg, a lick that says it
all,
Curling up beside me in a
furry canine ball.
You never leave me, always
there, no matter what the
day may bring,
My little dachshund
buddies, how your praises
I could sing.
They
say that dogs may have no
soul, but how can this be
true?
For love
is surely
an expression
of emotion,
and it’s
love
I feel
from
you.
Your love is
unconditional, for me you’re
always there,
You ask so little in
return, your love’s
beyond compare.
At
night as I lie sleeping,
and the world of dreams
may fill my head,
You’re both still there,
in close company, reposing
on my bed!
I think perhaps that in
your minds, you’re just
the same as me,
Not dogs and human, just
loving friends, I love you
and you love me.
We
share so much together,
you seem to sense if I’m
not well,
But when the tables are
reversed, it’s sometimes
hard for me to tell.
You’re sausage dogs
extraordinaire, nothing
ever could replace,
The simple joys you bring
to me, none could take
your place.
Brian
L Porter
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For
Bhaji
It’s
been a while.
I worry that the months
between -
so many
biscuits
crunched,
rabbits
chased,
balls
flung
by other
hands -
may have chased all
recollection of me
from that big, daft head
of yours.
Not so: your joy, like
mine, is immediate and
boundless
if tinged, I fancy, by a
hint of criticism.
I throw a stick,
you run to fetch
then bark indignantly as I
sit down
suddenly weak-kneed with
nostalgia.
There are no access rights
to dogs.
I take what I can get,
what fits into this gypsy
life of mine.
My camera clicks
incessantly, racing
against time,
clumsy attempts to capture
the day’s grace
as if a photograph could
do you justice.
Later I will play back in
my head images of you,
wave-dancer extraordinaire
streaking across the bay
at the water’s edge.
A last blessing - your
head, warm on my lap
reminding me that love and
trust
are occasionally
unconditional -
then it’s time to take
you home.
You trot off happily, no
backward glance
leaving me, red-eyed, with
only the bones of memory
to lick and gnaw,
a stubborn sucking at the
last remains of a dream
long dead.
Pam
Wardlaw
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Faithful
Max
(In
loving memory of Max
For Shirley and Colin)
Your
faithful baby Maxi
Looks down from up above
He gave abiding happiness
And unconditional love
He sees you now from skies
ablue
His big brown eyes still
gaze at you
He thanks you for the love
you gave
He’s gone ahead the way
to pave.
So in your heart each
memory save
He’s happy that you were
so brave
So when you think of Maxi
He plays in fields of
green
He has you there beside
him
You’re ‘heard and you
are seen’.
Angela
Maria Wilson
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Sad
Times
It’s
funny how my mind went
blank, when in his eyes I
stared
And only later did I
think, on all the times we’d
shared
They said he didn’t have
much time, the tumour’s
gotten worse
I heard words like ‘inoperable’…
now I’m waiting for the
worst.
I
remember when he was so
young, the day we brought
him home
How everyone did make a
fuss, all the ‘oohs’
and ‘aahs’ intoned
We’d put him in his bed
at night and before you
closed the door
He’d be dreaming in the
‘land of nod’ to the
tune of a gentle snore
I
recalled a summer’s
garden, when we’d chased
a rolling ball
With his little legs and
no control, how he’d
tumble and he’d fall
With eyes so brown and
clear, with sandy hair but
short
Made easy friends with
everyone, for he was a
gentle sort
Who
always had a sense of fun,
yet I’d never seen him
fear
I’d turn around and
there he was… like magic
just appear
He was both true and
faithful, and he learned
his lessons well
And though he was no
Einstein, he was clever
you could tell
I
thought upon such times we’d
shared, times both laughed
and cried
And then it was he closed
his eyes, just slipped
away… and died!
My wife and children shed
their tears, but I refused
to grieve
For the blessing that had
been his life and the
memories he did leave
We’ll
miss him and his
friendship, those memories
will not dim
Of big brown eyes and
sorry looks, though
gone… we still sense him
Only now the times
remembered… with
happiness and joy
Midst the echo of a
barking dog and cries of
‘Come on, boy’
I
believe God waits in
paradise, makes a place
for me and you
And as He was a carpenter,
then maybe… maybe kennels
too
For the sixteen years we’d
loved him, he’d earned
this and his keep
It’s funny how my mind
went blank… when they
put my dog to sleep!
M
J Banasko
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Of
Mice And Milk
When
cats curl and yawn
To snooze and sleep,
What dreams may come
To tickle feet?
When whiskers twitch
Do they pursue
That squeak of mouse
Yet out of view?
When tails do flick
So swift and fast,
Are they pouncing through
The dewy grass?
Or when snoozing there
As soft as silk,
Do they dream of saucers
Charg’d with milk?
M
Sam Dixon
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A
Puppy Called Basil
I
rescued a puppy called
Basil
He looked all forlorn and
thin
My heart ruled my head
when I saw him
So I took the poor
blighter in.
I gave him my old Whitney
blanket
Tried settling down by the
hearth
But I could tell Basil was
thinking
Yeah mate, you’re having
a laugh.
He yelped till three in
the morning
The noise went right
through my head
There was only one thing
for it
I took Basil into my bed.
It put an end to his
whining
And he slept for and hour
or two
Then I woke to his licks
and his barking
And a duvet all covered in
poo.
It’s six o’clock in
the morning
My duvet’s been thrown
in the bin
We’re sharing my old
Whitney blanket
But I’m not sharing
Basil’s wry grin.
Now don’t get me wrong,
I adore him
It really was love at
first sight
But I’m gonna sleep by
the fire
And Basil can have my room
tonight.
Trudy
Simpson
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The Model
The Model
She
walks in a way
Designed to please
Slim and seductive
Her aim is to tease
Sensual and sleek
She models the fur
Posing her limbs
Eyes made to allure
Arrogantly she stretches
A pretence to make
Photographers surround
her
Their pictures to take
Awed by her beauty
All men want to touch
She ignores their
attentions
It means nothing much
Should we condemn her
As she lays on the mat
Or do we accept
That she’s only a cat?
A
Mannion
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Why
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not
yourself £1,000
Enter
this year's Animal
Antics competition
and you could win
yourself £1,000
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